Sunday, June 04, 2006
haiz.. supposed to study now... but.... i cant concentrate!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!! how?? haven even started studying... i tml test liao... shit.. haix.. all i did was to edit my blog template.. ytd oso supposed to study.. end up sick so i slept.. today supposed to study.. and i'm crapping here.. kaoz... qr is being a bad girl today... pui... and i dun even noe wat i wan to say here.. crap crap crap!!! hmm.. trying to get ppl's opinion on my blog.. asked bc le.. he said nice.. but e words ar... will try to make it go away.. wanted to ask sy to take a look.. but it wld mean he wld read my entries la.. haha.. i dunno wat i'm afraid of.. but simply didn't wan him to wry too much? haha.. i'm a really problematic gf sia.. hmm.. see how la.. hmm.. so anyone who has read dis entry, pls tag to tell me if my blog looks nice or not!~~~nope, i still cant convince myself to study.. my room's in a mess.. =s omg, how am i going to survive sia.. i'm a bundle of nerves now.. bc hlping me on my blog template.. i still trying to tell myself to study.. bleahx.. i'm fighting a hopeless battle.. oh well, guess i'll juz get into e exam hall unprepared den.. not dat i nv tried it b4..
my mind's seriously in a mess rite now.. let's see.. wat m i thinking of rite now... nth!!! my mind's gone blank on me!!! damn.... i juz thot of sth.. i'll talk abt e joys of toilets.. yup.. such a great topic... yea rite..
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anyways, wat do we noe abt toilets?? well, it's a place where we do our big/small "business".. haha.. u get wat i mean so i wun elaborate.. so, wat else do we do? well, i rmb one of my classmates telling me dat guys masterbate in e toilets.. =.= ok...... anyways, we'll talk abt dat later.. back to toilets.. let's see... i suppose a lot of ppl wld agree dat toilets r rather relaxing.. haha.. nobody wld disturb u while u're in dere... anyways, y wld i say dis? cos i've spent e most wonderful times in e toilet.. haha.. dun get me wrong.. juz dat i somehow think really well while i'm in e toilet... mayb cos i'm really relaxed, and i juz let my brain wander.. den i really got very far.. haha.. i'm serious.. dere was once or twice wen i'm having an exam, i couldn't think no matter how hard i tried.. so i went to e toilet and WHAM!!! e ans came to me.. imagine my excitement... i ran back to complete e bloody paper.. =.= back to e topic..
we can do a lot of things in e toilet.. other than to take a pee or squeeze out a piece of shit dat is.. i do my thinking in dere.. i slept in e toilet once.... dat's cos i was too tired.. not becos i chose to slp dere.. =x anyways, previously i mentioned dat my classmate told me sth dat i did not need to noe.. haha.. yup.. masturbation... yea well.. i dunno how we got to talk abt dat but somehow we did.. imagine 5 or 6 ppl talking abt sex.. =s anyways, we were discussing abt bra sizes.. and somehow, we moved on to masturbation.. and e guys were lyk, " i did it in e toilet.." well, duh... where else wld u wan to do it? in public?? well, dat's not e point.. some guys, as i was told, actually did it on their bed.. i was lyk, " really?!?!" imagine e bed filled wif dat guy's semen.. yikes.. dat is sth u dun wanna see.. anyways, we were discussing dis in class.. and we were lyk laughing loudly over it.. and e tutor was sending us death glares all along.. but do u think we care?? nope, we continued talking abt it.. oh yea, one of my male classmates told me how a girl masturbates.. i seriouly didn't noe abt dat.. i'm a little blur on dat.. so anyways, i asked him how girls do it.. and he said, " juz stick it in" =.= am i suppose to understand dat?? i guess not.. dat's y i told him to elaborate.. haha.. and damn sure he got awkward.. he nv expected me to NOT noe abt it.. and he was going," no la.. dun corrupt u.." hey come on man.. u already told me to stick it in.. wat e hell do u mean by dat?? stick wat into wat?? up till now, i still dunno e ans.. =.= oh wait.. i noe stick wat.. i juz dunno into where.. yea.. anyways, e examples dey gave was simply OUT OF E BOX!!!! i think he said sth abt e handle of a hammer?? and another guy told me rolling a stack of papers... =s yikes!!!
gotta stop dat now.. my bf might not wan to see dis.. okie.. anyways.. wat else can we tok abt?? ah!!! i saw on e news dis morning, dat bees were attacking ppl.. i nv notice e where, wat or how la.. juz dat bees were flying everywhere and anywhere... haha.. bees... i dun lyk their sting but i LOVE e honey!! i wld love a cup of honey lemon now... ok.. i'm getting off track here.. anyways, ppl who have tasted honry wld definitely agree wif me.. it's worth getting stung by a bee juz for e taste of its honey.. i think i juz became winnie e pooh!!! oh my!! i'm yellow!! =.= yea rite.. so yea, honey's great.. dat's my point.. =x
haha.. i'm seriously crapping here.. see wat e combination of studies and boredom can do to a person?? yea well, dun try dis at hm.. seek medical consultation before attempting.. okie.. enuff crap.. i gotta find my runaway thots now.. ciao